A note on self

I'm the kind of guy who notices that there are only 37 items at the salad bar even though the entrance to the buffet advertised that there were 41.

"Hey listen Sparky, just because they put 41 bowls out there doesn't mean there are 41 items."

Write that down.

I'm sure that some peers across the BIA fence will find that interesting. Thomas Builds-the-Fire from Smoke Signals should have said, "Some days it's a good day to die, some days it's a good day to be a Tribal Employee"